My (middle) Name is Earl

TMZ.com released a .pdf of the birth certificate for Britney's new baby. Contrary to many rumors, it is not a boy named Sutton Pierce Federline or a girl named TBD Federline, it is a baby boy named Jayden James Federline.

Aaaaaaaaanyway, that's not the reason I bring this up.

The birth certificate reveals two amusing facts about the inimitable K-Fed:

1) He cannot sign his name, he just prints it in an elementary school scrawl.

2) His middle name is EARL.

Here's a handy detail shot of the certificate that proves both claims: