Zach Braff steals girlfriends

I don't know whether to laugh or barf while I read this cheesy report from Star Magazine. However, I support anything that contributes to the torment of Adam Brody.

"Will the writers of The O.C. need to work in a breakup storyline for stars Adam Brody, 26, and Rachel Bilson?

Quite likely, say sources close to the couple! The cuties, who fell in love on Fox's soapy drama two years ago, "looked like they were on their way to getting engaged just a little while back," says a source, but "are going through a really difficult period right now." One reason may be that offers are pouring in for Rachel because the beautiful brunette is as famous for her style as she is for her acting. Nor may Bilson, who's only 25, be ready for marriage. But the biggest cause of tension may be Rachel's friendship with her The Last Kiss co-star, Zach Braff, 31. "Zach calls Rachel a lot and they talk on the phone like girlfriends," says the insider."

Hahahahahahahaha what a little bitch Zach Braff is.

""But what really eats away at Adam is when Rachel starts talking about how mature Zach is. No guy appreciates his girlfriend comparing him to another guy."

SO MATURE.

Adds another source, "Adam and Rachel were already having some problems and Zach is a distraction Rachel doesn't need right now." If she doesn't cool it with the Scrubs star, she may lose Adam, says the source."

Lose Adam Brody???? The 2006 version of Joshua Jackson??? Oh the agony!

I basically hate everyone mentioned in this story.

[via WWTDD]