Jay-Z feat. Gwyneth. Pssssshhh
What Would Tyler Durden Do unearthed this gem on YouTube:
As usual WWTDD adds some priceless commentary:
"Okay, so this is that video of Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin on stage with Jay Z last week in London, with Paltrow howling like a damn sheep. The magic just never ends with this idiot. Her voice is about as soothing as an alarm clock that punches you in the nuts. I feel bad for her kids. I would sleep better with a bear outside my tent than having to listen to her sing a lullaby. And yet you just know that arrogant bitch thinks she sings like an angel. Jay Z is gonna have to shoot an entire town to get his street cred back after this."
Almost as good, though for a totally different reason as the description that accompanies the clip on YouTube:
"DO NOT DOWNLOAD AND REDISTRIBUTE WITHOUT MY EXPRESS PERMISSION. MP3 AND VIDEO DOWNLOADS OF THIS ARE AVAILABLE ON MY WEBSITE. From Nettie @ MyColdplay.com. Gwyn got up and sang backing vocals on this track for her birthday at Albert Hall, London. YOU GO GIRLFRIEND!"
Dumbass. That's a bootleg video you don't have the rights to in the first place. Not to mention the fact that you put it on YouTube, thereby surrendering your ability to control its distribution. Finally, Gwyneth is not your friend. You stupid poser.
As usual WWTDD adds some priceless commentary:
"Okay, so this is that video of Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin on stage with Jay Z last week in London, with Paltrow howling like a damn sheep. The magic just never ends with this idiot. Her voice is about as soothing as an alarm clock that punches you in the nuts. I feel bad for her kids. I would sleep better with a bear outside my tent than having to listen to her sing a lullaby. And yet you just know that arrogant bitch thinks she sings like an angel. Jay Z is gonna have to shoot an entire town to get his street cred back after this."
Almost as good, though for a totally different reason as the description that accompanies the clip on YouTube:
"DO NOT DOWNLOAD AND REDISTRIBUTE WITHOUT MY EXPRESS PERMISSION. MP3 AND VIDEO DOWNLOADS OF THIS ARE AVAILABLE ON MY WEBSITE. From Nettie @ MyColdplay.com. Gwyn got up and sang backing vocals on this track for her birthday at Albert Hall, London. YOU GO GIRLFRIEND!"
Dumbass. That's a bootleg video you don't have the rights to in the first place. Not to mention the fact that you put it on YouTube, thereby surrendering your ability to control its distribution. Finally, Gwyneth is not your friend. You stupid poser.
posted by Tommy Lasorda at 10:06 AM
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