Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Bob Ritchie vs. Borat

Page Six reports that Kid Rock did not find the Borat film to be "very nice" or "great success"...

"JUST three months after they wed in St. Tropez, Pamela Anderson has filed for divorce from Kid Rock (real name Bob Richie) because of his "male insecurity and major anger issues," a close pal said.

The final straw was a bellicose blowup Rock threw at Universal Studio chief Ron Meyer's Beverly Hills house two weeks ago.

"Ron Meyer held a screening of 'Borat' at his house for a bunch of people, including Pam and Bob," says an Anderson pal. "It was the first time Bob had seen the movie, and, well, he didn't like it."

The hugely popular film shows Sasha Baron Cohen - in character as Borat Sagdiyev - falling in love with Anderson after seeing her in a "Baywatch" rerun, then driving across America in order to propose marriage to her.

Her friend tells Page Six, "Bob started screaming at Pam, saying she had humiliated herself and telling her, 'You're nothing but a whore! You're a slut! How could you do that movie?' - in front of everyone. It was very embarrassing.

"Pam thought he could have a sense of humor about the movie. She was in on the gag from the very beginning and loved doing the movie. And on the eve of what was supposed to be a very positive thing, he made it an awful night.

"Ever since that night, it has been icicles between them," the friend relates. "Bob is just a very unhappy and angry man. Pam is very disenchanted and sad. You know, there are reasons why she never married him before. Those reasons disappeared while they were together on a boat in St. Tropez, but she knows now that they never went away. The reality is he is an insecure, angry man."


Pam loves angry and insecure men. Not!

Anderson, who suffered a miscarriage this month, left her Malibu home Sunday until Rock could pack up his stuff and leave. She took her two boys, Brandon and Dylan (sired by ex-husband Tommy Lee), to Shutters in Santa Monica.

"Pam is just very happy to not be in the same house with so much passive-aggressive hostility in it," the friend adds.
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I will cede the floor for snarky comments from the always excellent What Would Tyler Durden Do:

"Um, really. The star of 'Joe Dirt' and 'Biker Boyz' is looking down on Pam because of her movie choices? And did it really take the Borat movie for Bob to realize that Pam is a slut? It's Pam Anderson. Pam doing something slutty is like a badger being mean or Jesus flying through the clouds and saving people. That's just what they do. Pam's been a slut for like 20 years now. If you showed me a picture of her with her legs spread, you'd have to include a football next to it for scale."

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